Can we make this a reality?

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09/25/2013 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

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So far we have $10, an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I think it just might be enough to pull it off...

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Anyone else have relevant skills and/or a fiver they can contribute?


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:08

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I'll lend my engineering ability as well. Maybe we could add a small propeller on the back to make it act like a VTOL ultralight!


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:13

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What could possibly go wrong with a plan this great?

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Kinja'd!!! Bird > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:14

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Ferrero1911 and I work in TV production...we can handle the media campaign!

Also I should be able to scrounge at least a few bucks out from under the seats in my Miatas.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:19

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Mechanical engineer here. I also have a CNC certificate, so I can design and build and whatever.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Bird
09/25/2013 at 17:43

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Whoops, my bad. This comment didn't go where it should have gone.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:43

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I want to study to be an engineer... but for now I can be the lowly unpaid intern that brings you guys coffee.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:51

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Electrical engineer here. I can contribute some sweet lights, fix electrics or something. Flying cars need lights, right? I'll also throw $5 at it.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 17:53

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I'm in the same boat, or airship in this case, as Bandit. Need a good ol' cup of Joe? I'm on it!

Although I will demand pay (Trident Layers is an acceptable form of payment).


Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > Blondude
09/25/2013 at 17:58

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Bandit's got the coffee covered, so how about you take care of the crash testing?

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Pay is no problem. I believe we can offer you as much as $5... as long as you can first contribute the required $5 buy-in...


Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > Mattbob
09/25/2013 at 18:04

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Nah, lights are for pussies. How about you figure out a way to wire up a panini maker in there? I figure I am going to want a sammich while I am drifting hopelessly off course for hundreds of miles...

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Kinja'd!!! Blondude > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 18:08

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Deal!


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 18:10

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I know people at the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta. I can spread the word.

It will have to be a lightweight, flexible gondola or it will never get FAA approval.

Link: http://www.balloonfiesta.com/event-info/eve…

Starts Oct. 5th.

You can watch it live online at KOB.com, KOAT.com

About 700 balloons each year.


Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > Bird
09/25/2013 at 18:10

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Perfect, your job can be to CGI a safe, peaceful, flame-free landing over all of the inevitable footage that will surface of our airship crash landing into a ball of fiery death!

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Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > Decay buys too many beaters
09/25/2013 at 18:18

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Propellers are way to predictable. Maybe find a way to affix a few bulls, and we can try to get them to fart in the right direction. I understand they can be quite the effective propellant...

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It will also help our "green" credentials - grass powered flight! All natural!


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 19:47

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I'm on it. Do we need a drinks cooler as well?


Kinja'd!!! The Stampi > J. Walter Weatherman
09/25/2013 at 23:59

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As a security services professional, I would like to offer my services as hired muscle a la Jayne Cobb.

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Also, if we up the ante a bit and float a VW Type 2, Torch can have a decent sized crew aboard his airship. I would also accept a squadron of flying Beetles.